After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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