i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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