i just made my gag reflex go away.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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