And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Holy shit dude........stairs
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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