Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
