The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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