with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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