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physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
My ATM looks so different sober.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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