were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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