Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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