i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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