love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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