your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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