Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
tell me about the fingering
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