Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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