shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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