if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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