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the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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