Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Randomize
