I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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