Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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