We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
