Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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