I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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