i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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