i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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