I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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