on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
