After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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