Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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