i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
third nipple confirmed
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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