Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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