Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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