It's just like the Real World with babies
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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