Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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