I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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