yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
