in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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