Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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