who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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