I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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