Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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