He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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