My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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