Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Is it penis luge time yet?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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