If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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