all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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