Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
