real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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