One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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