Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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