Duck Duck Cougar?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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