my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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