We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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