I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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