She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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