If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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