so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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