i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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