i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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